...instead i'm going to torture you with another stupid quiz.

birth date: april 17th
height: 5'6"
eye color: hazel
hair color: mahogany with reddish bangs

what does your name mean? "protector of men." haha.
high school graduation year: 2010, baby!
favorite relatives: my aunt sally, i guess. she's the least weird.
favorite TV shows: scrubs, madTV, the mr. men show, kitchen nightmares, family guy
what's on your mousepad? i don't have a mousepad. -le gaspe-
in the car- a/c or windows? a/c most definitely. unless it's like a sightseeing venture through a little town going slowly in the summer. then windows are okay.
favorite colors: jewel tones, stuff mixed with brownish green, grey
favorite sounds: horsies, big sheets of metal going wak-a-wak-a-wak
favorite smell: barn.
worst feeling in the world: being shunned.
best feeling in the world: accomplishment.
favorite thing to do on weekends: play with horsies, do homework, sleep later
favorite soundtrack: POTC smooshed all together in one playlist, of course. but then again, i haven't bought the twilight soundtrack yet.
rollercoasters: kick ass.
how many rings before you answer the phone? i usually don't answer the phone at all.
future son names: milo, sebastian, finn, django, irish stuff.
future daughter names: lyric, wren, ephème, aisling, more irish stuff.
chocolate or vanilla cake? both, as frequently as possible.
thunderstorms: cool or scary? pretty cool. a little annoying because of the mud consequences. certainly not scary.
if you could meet one person in the world, who would it be? JOHNNY DEPP
what is your zodiac sign? [link]
do you eat stems of broccoli: duhh.
if you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be? two trees: one leafless on my left inner forearm and one leafy on my right inner forearm, "never say we die" on the back of my neck, a sparrow on my left wring finger, a peace sign on my left middle finger, and a heart on my left index finger. also possibly a portrait of spirit somewhere, to be added to as more special horses enter my life.
favorite brand of gum: umm...five, i guess. i don't really care.
what is your favorite quote? as of right now? "believing there is no god gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, jell-o, and all the other things i can prove and that make this life the best life i will ever have." - penn jillette
what's on your walls in your room? just whit paint and pictures of jack sparrow.
is the glass half empty or half full? yeah. it's also half empty.
pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: you want me to choose? probably right now i can think of "the great descent" by 36 crazyfists.
cool ranch or nacho cheese doritos? cool ranch of course. i like the guacamole kind the bestest though. :B
favorite flavor snapple: any of them.
coke or pepsi? if i must, coke.
if you were to kill someone, which method would you use? snappage of the neckal region.
are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous? righty.
if you could be one gardening tool, which one would it be? an aerator. cause they're cool and spiky.
what kind of shoe would you be if you had an option? a riding boot!
what's under your bed? a desk. and me.
what's the best number in the world? 41,792
bacon bits or croutons? why would i pick bread over bacon?
what type of shampoo/conditioner? prell shampoo (although at the moment it's head & shoulders thanks to accutane), and whatever conditioner happens to be in the shower. i usually don't use it.
have you ever been skinny dipping? i think so...
one pillow or two? one.
favorite movies: what's eating gilbert grape, benny & joon, the princess bride, hair, jesus christ superstar, babel, across the universe, the fountain, the prestige, pride & prejudice, the crucible
favorite type of music: angry.
word or phrase you overuse: "ridiculous" and "shut the hell up". xD
favorite song at the moment: anything by 36 crazyfists. i've been listening to them nonstop for almost a month.
favorite subject in school: i guess you could say history. i like concert choir too. mostly i just hate everything.
least favorite subject in school: either science, math, latin, or art class.
most humiliating moment: is something i'd rather not share, kthx.
craziest or silliest person you know: probably me.
i wish my name was: the same. i like my name.
do you feel sorry for bad singers on american idol? why the hell would i?
if you spelled your name backwards, would it be a good name? axela. maybe for some steampunk superhero.
favorite ’80s movie: ferris bueller's day off!
what does your last text message say? "btw. you're hired at ray of light. you're my 'official' working student! :-D" I GOT A JOB BIOTCH
have you ever meet a celebrity? no. :[
what was the last movie you saw in a theater? i think religulous.
what you think about hippies? in the ’60s, great. now, not so much.
favorite planet: hmm...saturn i guess.
who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? lol my mom.
what is your favorite ring on your phone? right now i'm using "a gunshot to the head of trepidation" by trivium. but i love all my pirates ringtones.
what shirt are you wearing? my barfing skull atreyu shirt. xP
what was the last thing you said to someone? "cominggg!" to my pestering parent.
the last song you listened to? -shrug- 36 crazyfists.
what is your best friend's Mom's name? marian.
what body part do you wash first? hair.
what's your favorite flavored pringles? oo i love the pizza kind.
what was the last thing you ever got grounded for? lol i don't even remember.
do you parallel park or drive around the block? just frickin' parallel park and stop wasting my time.
which shoe do you put on first? usually right.
what was your childhood nickname? lex? lexlie? my mom calls me chickie. xD
when is the last time you played the air guitar? i think saturday.
have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? um...no. o.0
have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? who hasn't?
do you want to bring sexy back? chyeah. jutin timberlake can deliver it right here, puhlease. ;D
favorite candy bar? CHARLESTON FUCKING CHEW
do you own a britney spears cd? of course i do. i have two, in fact.
do you use chapstick? obsessively.
do you own something from hot topic? only the majority of things i own.
starbucks or dunkin donuts? i don't think i've ever been to starbucks....
what were you doing in may of 1994? being two.